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3-22-09 with guest Hannah Gansen
3-15-09 with guest Matt Champagne
3-8-09 with guest Ron Babcock
3-1-09 with guest Jason Nash
2-22-09 with guest Will Weldon
2-15-09 with guest Bennie Arthur
2-8-09 with guest Troy Conrad
2-1-09 with guest Matt Baetz
1-25-09 with guest Shawn Carlow
1-18-09 with guest Andrew Orvedahl
1-11-09 with guest Dan Dominguez
1-4-09 with guest Matt Manser
12-28-08 with guest Ed Greer
12-14-08 with guest Emo Phillips
12-7-08 with guest Paul Malewitz
11-23-08 with guest Rob Delaney
11-16-08 with guest Johnny Pemberton
11-9-08 with guest John Fugelsang
11-2-08 with guest Jimmy Dore
10-26-08 with guest Matt Braunger
10-19-08 with guest Raj Desai
10-12-08 with guest Tom Clark
10-5-08 with guest Karl Hess
Best of September 2008 with guest Danny Vermont
9-28-08 with guest Nick Kroll
9-21-08 with guest Kyle Kinane
9-14-08 with guest Sean Conroy
9-7-08 with guest Tony Sam
8-31-08 with guest Ed Salazar
8-24-08 with guest Ed Greer
8-17-08 with guest Brent Forrester
6-22-08 with guest Lizzie Cooperman
6-15-08 with guest Jimmy Dore
6-8-08 with guest Erik Charles Nielson
6-1-08 with guest John Fugelsang
5-25-08 with guest Hugh Moore
5-18-08 with guest Asterios Kokkinos
5-11-08 with guest Chad Fogland
5-4-08 with guest Dragon Boy Suede
4-27-08 with guest Nikki Glaser
4-20-08 with guest Hannah Gansen
4-13-08 with guest Matt Champagne
4-6-08 with guest Susan Burke
3-30-08 with guest Vance Sanders
3-23-08 with guest Shashi Bhatia
1-27-08 with guest Dan Dominguez

DVD catalog with episode details

3-22-09 with guest Hannah Gansen
  1. OUR TOWN by Gregg Lopez
    Obama (KJ), Matt (Matt), Bailee (Bailee), Gregg (Gregg), George (George), Jimmy (Jimmy), Melissa (Melissa), Ethan (Jim), Antonio (Neil), Arnold (Phillip)
  2. THE NEW FACEBOOK by Erich Eilenberger
    Guy (Matt), Girl (Bailee), Tom (Jim)
  3. THE BARNEY FRANK SHOW by Erich Eilenberger
    Jay (Jimmy), Obama (KJ), Barney (George), Charles (Phillip), AIG Executive 1 (Gregg), AIG Executive 2 (Melissa), AIG Executive 3 (Neil)
  4. STAPLES by Dan Reber and Ron West
    Ben (Jimmy), Marty (Jim), Carlos (Neil), Customer (George)
  5. DORA THE SEXXXPLORER by Julia Gaudette
    Mike (Matt), Chet (George), John (KJ), Dora (Bailee), Boots the Monkey (Neil), Swiper the Fox (Jim)
  6. OBAMA MADNESS by Tom Repetto
    Barack Obama (KJ), Rahm Emanuel (Gregg), Joe Biden (Jimmy)
  7. HAPPY DAYS by Erich Eilenberger
    Arthur (Phillip), Richard (Jim), Ralph (Jimmy), Warren Weber (George), Mrs. Cunningham (Melissa), Joanie (Bailee), Chachi (Neil)
  8. ACADEMIC IDOL by John Hallmann
    Jay (Jimmy), Obama (KJ), Ryan (Phillip), Simon (Neil), Paula (Bailee), Randy (KJ), Cara (Melissa), Tim (Matt), Laura (Melissa), Larry (George)
  9. ABSTINENCE EXPRESS! by Peter Soby, Jr. and Rick Paulas
    Adam (Jimmy), Alex (Matt), Barbara (Melissa), Bristol (Bailee), The Pope (Gregg), Taylor (Bailee)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Hannah Gansen
    Intro (Melissa)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Allen, Carlow, Eilenberger, Faga, Houston, Hughes, Isao, Kalkin, King, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Okey, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Repetto, Rosen, Scheer, Starr, Tippler, and Weitz
    Melissa/George/Phillip/Jim et al.
3-15-09 with guest Matt Champagne
  1. YOU'RE GOOD by Gregg Lopez
    Bernie (Gregg), Ira (Phillip), Mark (Matt), Judge Chin (Ray), Victim #1 (Bailee), Victim #2 (Artemis), Other Victims (Nick, Kipleigh, Sean, Neil, Rachael)
  2. VIDEO: SESAME STREET by Phillip Wilburn
  3. LET'S MAKE A NEW DEAL by Joanna Quraishi, Jeff Cosgrave and Michael Hughes
    Barack Obama (Matt), Jóhanna Sigurđardóttir (Bailee), Hillary Clinton (Rachael)
  4. THERE'S ONLY ONE RUSH by Peter Soby Jr.
    Geddy (Gregg), Neil (Sean), Corey (Neil), Anne (Artemis)
  5. STAND BY YOUR PLAN by Matt Moore
    Viacom (Rachael), Nickelodeon (Nick)
  6. JUICE IS FOR CLOSERS by Ben Boodman
    Mr. Blake (Phillip), Student #1 (Ray), Student #2 (Sean), Student #3 (Kipleigh), Student #4 (Artemis)
  7. SEE NO EVIL by Julia Gaudette
    Tim (Neil), Samantha (Bailee), Random Man (Matt)
  8. BO VINE: BIO CLASS by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Phillip), Bo (Ray), Mrs. Willis (Kipleigh), Donny (Neil), Jake (Matt), Timmy (Nick), Billy (Gregg), Carolyn (Artemis), Sheila (Rachael)
  9. MARCHTRAX by Matt Blitz
    Doctor (Kipleigh), Patient (Gregg), Announcer (Ray)
  10. 10. K-FED IN CHARGE by Scott Garner
    Announcer (Phillip), K-Fed (Sean), Pookie (Neil), Coach (Nick)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Matt Champagne
    Intro (Bailee)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, Carlow, Cosgrave, Dorsey, Drummond, Eilenberger, Faga, Fisher, Gulas, Hughes, Isao, Kalkin, King, Manser, McClain, Orvedahl, Paulas, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Repetto, Rosen, Quraishi, Scheer, Simm, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Phillip/Artemis/Bailee/Rachael et al.
3-8-09 with guest Ron Babcock
  1. RUSH by Michael Hughes
    Rush (George), Paulie (Mike), Sal (Christopher), Michael (Matt), Kelsey (Brian), Patricia (Melissa), Norm (Gregg), Heather (Artemis), Phil (Danny), HMQ (Kipleigh)
  2. THE BACHELOR AT BREAKFAST by Tom Repetto
    Josh (Brian), Molly (Artemis)
  3. DATELINE: INTERROGATION by Tom Repetto
    Stone (Phillip), Mahmoud (Mike), Matthew (Gregg), Kate (Kipleigh), Fran (Melissa), Karl (George)
  4. THE INSIDE SCOOP by Danny Ricker and Adam Fisher
    Obama (Matt), Danny (Danny), Adam (Adam), Gregg (Christopher)
  5. SHIP, WRECK by Matt Moore
    Jimmy (Christopher), Amelia (Melissa), Marquis (Brian), Corey (Matt), William (Danny)
  6. RIDE LIKE THE WIND by Gregg Lopez
    Christopher (George), Michael (Gregg)
  7. REPORTING FOR DUTY by Julia Annelise von Arb
    Captain (Brian), Recruit (Mike), Sergeant (Danny), Diane (Melissa), Children (Artemis and Gregg), Lamont (Matt)
  8. EVERYDAY I WRITE THE FUCKIN' BOOK by Michael Hughes
    Rod (Mike), Sondra (Kipleigh), McKinley (Christopher)
  9. ANIMAL PLANET by Greg Shouse
    Obama (Matt), Katie (Melissa), Amanda (Artemis), Eddie (Danny), Mike (Brian), Rush (George)
  10. HEART TO HEART by Michael Hughes
    Barbara (Michael), Nurse (Kipleigh), Robin (Phillip)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Ron Babcock
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Alexander, Carlow, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Faga, Fisher, Garner, Isao, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Repetto, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Ricker, Rosen, Scheer, Simm, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/Mike/Artemis/Gregg et al.
3-1-09 with guest Jason Nash
  1. THE GOP RESPONSE by Michael Hughes
    Barack Obama (Matt), Bobby Jindal (Phillip), Congresspeople (Kipleigh, George, Sean, Adam, Matt, Jim, Melissa, Artemis)
  2. ECONOMIC CRIMES TRIBUNAL by John Hallmann
    Paul Krugman (George), Alan Greenspan (Adam), Narrator (Melissa), Bush (Jim), Kevin Federline (Sean), Guards (Matt, Brian)
  3. SULLY TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS by Erich Eilenberger
    Sully (Phillip), Senator 1 (Adam), Senator 2 (Melissa), Senator 3 (Matt), Senator 4 (Jim), Jimmy (Brian)
  4. AMEX'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU by Erich Eilenberger
    Allison (Artemis), Stacy (Kipleigh)
  5. CAL-EH-FOR-NEH-UAH PRESS CONFERENCE by Kyle Isao
    Schwarzenegger (Phillip), Reporter 1 (Matt), Reporter 2 (Kipleigh), Reporter 3 (Melissa), Reporter 4 (Brian)
  6. WHO WANTS TO BE... by Rick Paulas
    Jackie Martin (Sean), Stephen Villa (Jim), Kevin Bacon (Brian), Nadya Suleman (Artemis), Zsa Zsa Gabor (Kipleigh)
  7. LADIES' NIGHT by Tom Repetto
    Sandy (Artemis), Veronica (Melissa), John (Adam), Chet (Sean), Samuel (Jim), Phil Spector (Brian)
  8. POMPEII AD 79 by Tom Repetto
    Pasquale (Adam), Bobby Jindalo (Phillip), Domenico (Matt), Portia (Kipleigh), Nonni (Artemis), Fredo (Sean)
  9. SPECIAL GUEST: Jason Nash
    Intro (Brian)
  10. BIG NEWS REPORT by Carlow, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Garner, Hughes, Isao, Kalkin, King, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Rockenstein, Rosen, Scheer, Tippler, Vazirani and Weitz
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Brian et al.
2-22-09 with guest Will Weldon
  1. OSCAR NIGHT by Matt Manser and Michael Hughes
    Joey (Jimmy), Lisa (Melissa), Voiceover (Jason), Actor (Mike), Actress (Tammie), Supporting Actor (Sean), Supporting Actress (Artemis), Producer (Matt)
  2. MADISON AVENUE OBAMA by Ray Stakenas
    Obama (Jason), Tim Geithner (Mike), Commercial Obama (Matt)
  3. ABSTINENCE by Michael Hughes and Matt Manser
    Oprah Winfrey (Tammie), Bristol Palin (Melissa), Levi Johnston (Sean), Sarah Palin (Artemis)
  4. SLEEPOVER by Greg Shouse
    Schwarzenegger (Jimmy), Steinberg (Matt), Cox (Mike)
  5. HANNITY'S NEW PAL by John Hallmann
    Obama (Jason), Hannity (Sean), Colmes (Mike)
  6. YOU'RE BANKRUPT by Tom Repetto
    Trump (Jimmy), Joan (Melissa), Dennis (Matt), Andrew (Artemis), Tom (Sean)
  7. PUTTING THE F IN FUNDRAISING by Tom Repetto
    Roland Burris (Matt), Candace (Melissa), Rod Blagojevich (Mike), Beverly (Tammie), Ted (Jason)
  8. TRIPLE YOUR FUN by Julia Gaudette
    Sally (Artemis), Jane (Tammie), Nick (Mike), Kevin (Sean), Joe (Jimmy)
  9. MOST WASTEFUL by Erik Hoffstad
    Obama (Jason), Aide (Melissa), Jim (Jimmy), Bob (Sean)
  10. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Boehner (Mike), Reid (Jimmy), Britney Spears (Melissa), Flo-rida (Jason), Sidekick (Matt), Rihanna (Tammie), Nick (Mike), Kevin (Sean), Joe (Jimmy), Caleb (Matt)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Will Weldon
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, DeGuire, Eilenberger, Faga, Gulas, Hughes, Isao, Judy, King, Manser, Muir, Nielsen, Nordvall, Okey, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Saliman Reingold, Scheer, Tippler, Vazirani, Weitz, West and Wilburn
    Melissa/Jason/Artemis/Erik et al.
2-15-09 with guest Bennie Arthur
  1. OBAMA HEARTS THE REPORTERS by Erich Eilenberger
    Barack Obama (Matt H.), Helen Thomas (Artemis), Chuck Todd (Sean), Sean Quinn (Jimmy), Nanny Gramcrackles (Melissa), Reporters (Phillip, Bailee, Neil, Ray, Matt M., George)
  2. TAXPAYING HEROES by Howie Scheer
    Announcer (Jimmy), Singer (George)
  3. AN INCONVENIENT TROPHY CASE by Tom Repetto
    Al (Phillip), Karen (Artemis), Kanye (Matt H.), Blurgdorf (Neil)
  4. AUSTRALIA IS ON FIRE by Erich Eilenberger
    Crocodile Dundee (Matt M.), Mom (Bailee), Dad (Sean), Son (Jimmy)
  5. ALCALDE IN SACRAMENTO by Scott Garner
    Villaraigosa (Neil), Schwarzenegger (Phillip), Maria (Bailee), Announcer (Jimmy)
  6. SECRETARY OF INFOCOMMERCE by Rick Paulas
    Obama (Matt H.), Vince (Matt M.), Joe (Ray), Dr. Michael (Sean), Joaquin (Phillip)
  7. THE END OF PEANUT BUTTER by Shanon Muir
    Peanut Butter-Man (Jimmy), Jelly-Woman (Melissa)
  8. CHRIS BROWN AND RHIANNA SONGS by Matt Manser
    Dad (Neil), Son (Matt M.), Announcer (Ray), Stevie (Artemis), Billy (George), Pat (Bailee)
  9. THE BARNEY FRANK SHOW by Michael Hughes
    Barney Frank (George), Charles Nelson Reilly (Phillip), Susan Collins (Melissa), Olympia Snowe (Bailee), Arlen Specter (Ray), Announcer (Sean)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Bennie Arthur
    Intro (Sean)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, Carlow, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Faga, Garguilo, Hughes, Isao, Judy, Kaanapu, King, Manser, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Repetto, Rosen, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Neil et al.
2-8-09 with guest Troy Conrad
  1. ALEC AND CHRISTIAN GO TO STARBUCKS by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Alec (Phillip), Christian (Brian), Blane (Christopher), Jim (George)
  2. OBAMATAX by Howie Scheer
    Husband (Matt), Wife (Tammie), Announcer (Artemis), Tim Geithner (Christopher), Tom Daschle (George), Nadya Suleman (Kipleigh)
  3. DO THAT JOB by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Don (Neil), Sherry (Tammie), Janet (Artemis), Mike (Phillip), Britney (Melissa).
  4. AN ANTI-DRUG AD by Ben Rosen
    Obama (Matt), Michael (Christopher), Biden (Brian), Child (Neil)
  5. HILLARY'S PATH by Kyle Isao
    Joe Biden (Brian), Hillary Clinton (Kipleigh), Chelsea Clinton (Melissa), Bill Clinton (Phillip)
  6. MUSHROOMS AND KIDNEYS by Matt Blitz
    Nurse (Tammie), Miss Anderson (Artemis), Dr. Mario (George), Dr. Luigi (Neil)
  7. MACY'S SERVICES by Joey Rockenstein
    Customer (Kipleigh), Employee (Melissa)
  8. JENNY, I GOT YOUR NUMBER by Quinn Callens
    Chuck (Phillip), Bobo (Christopher), Willmar (Matt), Alex (George), Jenny (Kipleigh)
  9. THE MOST INTERESTING MAN by Matt Blitz and Brian Vestal
    Announcer (Tammie), Frank (Brian), Lori (Melissa), George (Neil)
  10. THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION OF CRAPFACES by Michael Hughes
    George (Phillip), Kim (Artemis)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Troy Conrad
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Blitz, Boggs, Brown, Burkhart, Callens, Carlow, Colbert, Compton, Demski, Eilenberger, Faga, Garner, Gaudette, Horton, Hughes, Isao, King, Kiyooka, Manser, McClain, Nielsen, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rosen, Saliman Reingold, Shur, Tippler, Weitz, J. West, and R. West
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Brian et al.
2-1-09 with guest Matt Baetz
  1. WHERE EVERYBODY GETS THEIR MAIL by Michael Hughes
    Sam (Christopher), Diane (Melissa), Woody (Gregg), Norm (George), Cliff (Phillip), Frasier (Mike), Lilith (Susan), Carla (Artemis), UPS Deliveryman (Jimmy), Barfly (Kipliegh)
  2. THE F BOMB by Greg Shouse
    Mary (Kipleigh), Todd (Gregg), Announcer (Jimmy)
  3. SULLY HOOKS UP by Erich Eilenberger
    Sullenberger (Phillip), Allison (Artemis), Man (George), Woman (Kipleigh)
  4. GOT COMMERCIALS? by Dan Reber
    Al Michaels (Jimmy), John Madden (George), Producer (Christopher)
  5. A VIEW TO AN IMPEACHMENT by Michael Hughes
    Rod Blagojevich (Mike), Barbara Walters (Melissa), Joy Behar (Kipleigh), Whoopi Goldberg (Artemis), Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Susan)
  6. PFIZER + WYETH by Quinn Callens
    Dan (George) Jan (Artemis), Shannon (Susan), Co-Workers (Phillip, Kipleigh, Jimmy)
  7. SUPER BOWL I by Steve Carell, John Rubano, and Ron West
    Announcer (Ron), Bart Starr (Jimmy), Vince Lombardi (Gregg), Linemen (Christopher, George, Mike, Phillip)
  8. EIGHT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH by Tom Repetto
    Jeramy (Mike), Meredith (Kipleigh), Dr. Maples (Melissa), Timmy (Gregg)
  9. THE MORNING AFTER by Tom Repetto
    Lynn Jenkins (Artemis), Michele Bachmann (Melissa), Marsha Blackburn (Susan), Eric Cantor (Christopher)
  10. THAT LOATHING FEELING by Greg Shouse
    Osama Bin Laden (Phillip), Operative #1 (Mike) Operative #2 (Jimmy) Operative #3 (Christopher), Operative #4 (George)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Matt Baetz
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, Brown, Burkhart, Callens, Colbert, Compton, Eilenberger, Faga, Fisher, Hanley, Horton, Hughes, Isao, Kaanapu, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Muir, O'Rourke, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Rajnoha, Repetto, Rosen, Shouse, Simm, Starr, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Gregg et al.
1-25-09 with guest Shawn Carlow
  1. NOON by John Faga and Ron West
    Obama (KJ), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Bush (Phillip), Rahm Emmanuel (Gregg), Aretha Franklin (Sean), Feinstein (Melissa), Laura (Artemis), Bush, Sr. (Christopher), Cheney (Jimmy), Biden (Matt), Mrs. Biden (Rachael)
  2. BIBLE by John Hallmann
    Obama (KJ), Michelle (Tammie), Biden (Matt), Mrs. Biden (Rachael), Campbell Brown (Artemis)
  3. DO-OVER by Scott Garner
    Obama (KJ), Michelle (Tammie), Biden (Matt), Roberts (Sean)
  4. CLEANUP by John Hallmann
    Feinstein (Melissa), Leiberman (Jimmy), Vilsack (Christopher), Emmanuel (Gregg), Bush (Phillip), Obama (KJ)
  5. IN AND OUT by Michael Hughes
    Obama (KJ), Michelle (Tammie) David Paterson (Gregg), Kirsten Gillibrand (Artemis), Caroline Kennedy (Rachael)
  6. REVENGE OF THE NERDS by Greg Shouse
    Gilbert (Christopher), Lewis (Sean), Lamar (KJ), Booger (Matt), Assistant (Phillip), Bill Gates (Gregg)
  7. ALL IN THE FAMILY by Peter Soby, Jr.
    Bush (Phillip), Laura (Artemis), Cheney (Jimmy), Barbara (Melissa), Spencer Pratt (Sean), Colin Powell (KJ), Condoleezza Rice (Tammie)
  8. SISTERS by Rachael Drummond
    Obama (KJ), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Paris (Rachael), Nikki (Melissa)
  9. PARADE by Kyle Isao
    Obama (KJ), Emmanuel (Gregg), Announcer (Phillip)
  10. BACK HOME by Ron West
    Obama (KJ), Emmanuel (Gregg), Michelle Obama (Tammie)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Shawn Carlow
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Abbott, Brown, Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Engel, Faga, Fisher, Garguilo, Goldmark, Horton, Houston, Hughes, Kaanapu, King, Manser, McClain, Muir, Nordvall, Orvedahl, Perlmutter, Reingold, Repetto, Rosen, Scheer, Shouse, Shur, Smith, Starr, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/Christopher/Artemis/Rachael, Steve, George, Greg et al
1-18-09 with guest Andrew Orvedahl
  1. THE RIME OF ROD BLAGOJEVICH by Tom Repetto
    Rod Blagojevich (Mike), John Cullerton (Neil), Christine Radogno (Melissa), Donne Trotter (George), Carole Pankau (Kipleigh), James Meeks (Matthew)
  2. GETTING CONFIRMED by Shanon Muir
    Bill (Phillip), Hillary (Susan), Lugar (Jim), Kerry (Brian), Dodd (Artemis)
  3. HARRY by Jay Starr
    CO (George), Harry (Neil), Former Soldiers (Cast)
  4. IDOL by Matt Blitz
    Announcer (Jim), Obama (Matthew), Hillary (Susan), Biden (Brian), Male Contestant #1 (Neil), Male Contestant #2 (George), Female Contestant (Kipleigh), Bill (Phillip)
  5. EL ALCALDE DE LA PASION by Scott Garner
    Eric Garcetti (Mike), Antonio Villaraigosa (Neil), Laura Diaz (Melissa), Reporters (Cast)
  6. PLAN B by Greg Shouse
    Dave (Jim), Buddy (George), Thomas (Matthew), Julia (Melissa)
  7. MEDICINE OR NO MEDICINE by Tom Repetto
    Howie Mandel (Brian), Dr. Rosenberg (Neil), Nurse Denise (Kipleigh), Nurse Cheryl (Artemis), Nurse Jessica (Susan)
  8. THE PEANUT BUTTER EXECUTIVE by Dwayne Colbert
    CEO (George), Assistant (Artemis)
  9. VIRGINITY FOR SALE by John Hallmann
    Jason (Brian), Man (Neil)
  10. DIDN'T START IT by Michael Hughes
    Bush (Phillip), Helen Thomas (Artemis), Cheney (Mike), Reporter #1 (Susan), Reporter #2 (Brian), Reporter #3 (Jim), Other Reporters (Cast)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Andrew Orvedahl
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Carlow, Eilenberger, Engel, Feigh, Gaudette, Hanley, Horton, Houston, Hughes, King, Isao, Judy, Manser, McClain, O'Rourke, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Saliman Reingold, Scheer, Tippler, Vestal, Waldinger, Weitz and West
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Phillip et al
1-11-09 with guest Dan Dominguez
  1. FIRST LADIES by Tom Repetto
    Michelle (KJ), Laura (Artemis), Hillary (Melissa), Barbara (George), Nancy (Brian), Rosalynn (Kipleigh), Betty (Gregg), George (Phillip)
  2. THE CURIOUS CASE OF JOE BIDEN by Tom Repetto
    Joe Biden (Jimmy), Jill Biden (Melissa), Steve (Christopher)
  3. PLAYING DOCTOR by Matt Blitz
    Barack Obama (KJ), Sanjay Gupta (Gregg), Phil (Phillip), House (Brian), Quinn (Kipleigh), Mario (George)
  4. THE RETURN OF BLAAAKE by Julia Gaudette
    Joshua (Jimmy), Amy (Artemis), Reporter 1 (Melissa), Reporter 2 (Christopher), Blake (Phillip)
  5. FAMILY PLANNING by Ray Stakenas
    Father (George), Amira (Kipleigh), Carolyn (Melissa), Mohammed (Christopher), Akram (Brian), Nizar Jr. (Gregg)
  6. POWER LUNCH by Phillip Wilburn
    Bush (Phillip), Laura (Artemis), Barack (KJ), Carter (Phillip), Bush 41 (Phillip), Clinton (Phillip)
  7. A REAL STIMULUS PACKAGE by Julia Gaudette
    Joe Francis (Gregg), Larry Flynt (George), Jesse James (Kipleigh), Porn Dude (Jimmy), Drunk Chick (Melissa)
  8. THE SENATOR THAT DIDN'T FIT IN by John Hallmann
    Roland Burris (KJ), Harry Reid (Brian), Debbie Stabenow (Kipleigh), Dick Durbin (Christopher), Joe Lieberman (Jimmy), Dianne Feinstein (Melissa)
  9. TODAY'S SPECIAL by Erich Eilenberger
    Matt (Gregg), Ann (Artemis), Tom (Phillip)
  10. MIKE CARONA by Michael Hughes
    Reporter (Christopher), Jury Foreperson (Brian), Juror #1 (Jimmy), Juror #2 (Gregg), Juror #3 (KJ), Juror #4 (Artemis), Juror #5 (George), Juror #6 (Melissa), Juror #7 (Phillip), Juror #8 (Kipleigh)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Dan Dominguez
    Intro (Brian)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Alexander, Burkhart, Carlow, Connors, Denicourt, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Engel, Faga, Fisher, Gaudette, Horton, Hughes, Judy, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Nielsen, Perlmutter, Paulas, Philips, Reber, Repetto, Ricker, Saliman Reingold, Tippler, and Weitz
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Gregg et al.
1-4-09 with guest Matt Manser
  1. AN F'IN BOY SCOUT by Tom Repetto
    Rod Blagojevich (Gregg), Ronald (Brian), Bobby Rush (Matthew), Trudie (Tammie), Helen Thomas (Artemis), Andy (Jim), Steve (Phillip), Scott (Neil)
  2. NEIGHBORS by Scott Garner
    Sarah Palin (Melissa), Todd Palin (Sean), Barbara (Rachael)
  3. FORGETTING DICK by Matthew Blitz
    Bush (Phillip), Laura (Artemis), Rice (Tammie), Cheney (Jim)
  4. I WANT MY MTV by Tom Repetto
    Sally (Tammie), Walter (Neil), Dan (Gregg), Abigail (Rachael)
  5. MAGIC MAN by Greg Shouse
    Harry Potter (Jim), Hermione (Melissa), Ron (Sean), Limbaugh (Phillip), Obama (Matthew)
  6. SMOOTHIES by Gregg Lopez
    Stark (Gregg), Udai (Artemis), Tom (Brian)
  7. THE YEAR THAT WAS by Scott Garner
    Gertrude Stein (Melissa), Antonio Villaraigosa (Neil), Kevin Federline (Sean), Angelyne (Rachael), Announcer (Matthew)
  8. AIR DELIVERY by Ray Stakenas
    Jack (Phillip), Pilot (Jim), Flight Attendant (Tammie), Mother (Artemis), Doctor (Gregg)
  9. SIX DEGREES OF BERNIE MADOFF by Peter Soby and Michael Hughes
    Kyra Sedgwick (Rachael), Kevin Bacon (Brian), Dane Cook (Neil), Bartender (Matthew), Patrons (Artemis, Sean, Melissa, Phillip, Tammie, Jim, Gregg)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Matt Manser
    Intro (Melissa)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Abbott, Alexander, Carlow, Dorsey, Drummond, Faga, Hughes, Judy, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Ricker, Shouse, Simm, Soby, ten Bosch, Tippler, Vestal, West and Wilburn
    Melissa/Brian/Artemis/Phillip and Rachael et al.
12-28-08 with guest Ed Greer
  1. Christmas in Heaven 2008 by Matt Manser
    Heath Ledger (Dan), Bettie Page (Baliee), Estelle Getty (Artemis), Charlton Heston (Peter), Jesse Helms (John), Eartha Kitt (Aydrea), Patrick Swayze (Ray), Jesus (Gregg)
  2. Amazonian Success by Michael Hughes
    Jeff Bezos (Sean), Announcer (Aydrea )
  3. What I Didn't Get for Christmas by Peter Soby Jr.
    COFFEE CAROL (peter), COFFEE CARL (John), HILLARY CLINTON (Artemis), ISAAC ROBERT TOUSSIE (Dan), LI'L LOW INCOME GIRL (Bailee)
  4. Leave Jeremy Piven Alone by Gregg Lopez
    video
  5. Grandma's House by Scott Garner
    Mom (Aydrea), Grandma (Baliee), Becky (Artemis), Stevie (Dan)
  6. Kwanzaa Clause by Aydrea ten Bosch
    Santa (Ray), Barke (Aydrea)
  7. Shower Time by Gregg lopez
    Announcer (Artemis), Joe the Plumber (Gregg), Tennessee Guy ( Dan), Bohemian (Peter), Yuppie (Sean)
  8. Super Travel Agent by Jason McClain
    Agent (John), Rex (Dan), Meg (Aydrea), Tim (Ray), Jen (Baliee)
  9. The Rod Blagojovich Show by Gregg Lopez
    Rod (Gregg); Patti (Artemis); John VO (John); Carl VO(Sean); Steve VO(Peter); Jeremy VO (Ray) Gabe (Dan)
  10. Special Guest: Ed Greer
    Intro (Artemis)
  11. The Big News Report
    Gregg, Baliee, Artemis, Erik
12-14-08 with guest Emo Phillips
  1. THE LAST SIX YEARS by Matt Blitz and Tom Repetto
    Muhammad (Christopher), Amjad (Mike), Bush (Phillip), Barack (Jason), Dora (Bailee), Antonio (Neil), Kim Jong Il (Artemis), Barney (George), Britney (Melissa), Sarah (Kipleigh), Warden (Ray)
  2. OPENER by Michael McCarthy
    Michael
  3. HOT ROD by Shanon Muir
    Rod (Mike), Patti (Kipleigh), Oprah (Artemis)
  4. VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUMS by Erich Eilenberger
    Dad (Ray), Mom (Melissa), Tommy (Christopher), Bailee (Bailee)
  5. APPEAL by Jason McClain and Ron West
    Sally (Artemis), Rick (Neil), Edward (Jason), Sam (Phillip), Phone Bank Operator (Melissa)
  6. CALL IN SICK by Erich Eilenberger
    Dan (Christopher), Larry (Ray), Alice (Kipleigh), Barney (George)
  7. FAITH BASED HEALTH CARE by Andrew Orvedahl
    Doctor (Neil), Woman (Bailee)
  8. BACK TO 1995 by Tom Repetto
    Doc Brown (Phil), Marty (Mike), Female Reporter (Kipleigh), Guard (Ray), OJ Simpson (Jason), Pat O'Brien (Christopher), Hillary Clinton (Melissa)
  9. CAREER CHANGE by John Hallmann
    Rod (Mike), Sarah (Bailee), Ray (Ray)
  10. CONSPIRACY THEORY GIRL by Michael Hughes
    Conspiracy Theory Girl (Artemis), Brenda (Melissa), Announcer (George)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Emo Philips
    Intro (Michael)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Carlow, Colbert, Faga, Fisher, Hanley, King, Manser, Orvedahl, Reber, Repetto, Scheer, Simm, Tippler, Weitz, and West
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Phillip et al.
12-7-08 with guest Paul Malewitz
  1. RING AROUND THE ROSIE by Michael Hughes
    Barack Obama (Jason), Hillary Clinton (Kipleigh), Janet Napolitano (Melissa), Susan Rice (Tammie), Eric Holder (Sean), Robert Gates (Gregg), James Jones (Jimmy), Rosie (George), Liza (Artemis), Alec (Phillip), Clay (Christopher)
  2. SIXTEEN CHRISTMASES by Tom Repetto
    Voice Over Guy (Gregg), Vince (Jimmy), Reese (Artemis), Alan (Phillip), Jon (George), Charo (Melissa), Mr. T (Jason)
  3. HARDBALL CAMPAIGN by Michael Hughes
    Chris #1 (Gregg), Chris #2 (Phillip)
  4. COOL KID FORD by Peter Soby
    Congresswoman #1 (Artemis), Congresswoman #2 (Tammie), Congresswoman #3 (Kipleigh), GM (Christopher), Ford (Jimmy), Chrysler (Sean)
  5. THE UNDISCOVERED TAPES by John Hallmann
    Barbara Walters (Melissa), HR Haldeman (George), Richard Nixon (Phillip)
  6. THE MORNING AFTER by Jeff Hawkins
    Barack Obama (Jason), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Hillary Clinton (Kipleigh), Bill Clinton (Phillip)
  7. CAPTAIN MACK PIGEON by Matt Blitz
    Captain Hogan (George), Lisa Bagwell (Tammie), Captain Mack Pigeon (Sean)
  8. WALMART INTERVIEW by Andrew Orvedahl
    Carrie (Melissa), Robert (Christopher)
  9. HUDSON INTERROGATION by Dwayne Colbert
    Suspect (Jason), Detective #1 (Sean), Detective #2 (Gregg)
  10. BILL CLINTON'S CHRISTMAS MIRACLE by Tommy Bechtold
    Bill (Phillip), Girl #1 (Artemis), Girl #2 (Tammie), Girl #3 (Melissa), Girl #4 (Kipleigh), Newscaster (Jimmy)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Paul Malewitz
    Intro (Melissa)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Alexander, Burkhart, Carlow, Colbert, Connors, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Faga, Fisher, Hanley, Hughes, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Nordvall, Okey, Orvedahl, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Ricker, Scheer, Simm, ten Bosch, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Danny and Adam et al.
11-23-08 with guest Rob Delaney
  1. PRESIDENTIAL TURKEY PARDON by Erich Eilenberger
    George Bush (Brian), Helen (Artemis), Reporter 1 (Melissa), Reporter 2 (Kipleigh), Little Boy (Bailee), Ted (Nick), Dick Cheney (Gregg)
  2. DAMN FINE AUTO BAILOUT by Tom Repetto
    Nancy (Melissa), Harry (Jimmy), Joey (Sean), Chris (Neil)
  3. BOWLS #1 by Jay Starr
    Richard Wagoner (Nick), Announcer (Artemis)
  4. JOE BIDEN'S CRAZY TRAIN by Tom Repetto
    Joe Biden (Jimmy), Christian (Gregg), Announcer (Brian)
  5. BOWLS #2 by Jay Starr
    Joseph Cassano (Neil), Announcer (Artemis)
  6. WE WON'T SURVIVE by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Jill (Bailee), Mary (Artemis), Carla (Kipleigh), Frank (Jimmy), Jack (Brian), Bill (Gregg), Announcer (Melissa)
  7. ALCALDE IN FLAMES by Scott Garner
    Villaraigosa (Neil), Jones (Nick), Reporter (Artemis), Announcer (Sean)
  8. PUTIN IS A SUGAR PLUM FAIRY by Matt Blitz
    Putin (Brian), Guards (Nick, Gregg)
  9. BEST SLEEPOVER EVER by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Bridget (Melissa), Britney (Bailee), Bethany (Artemis), Breanna (Kipleigh), Zac (Brian), Robert (Jimmy), Daniel (Sean)
  10. JACKSON STRIKES BACK by Michael Hughes
    Announcer (Bailee), Jackson (Gregg)
  11. BOWLS #3 by Jay Starr
    Sarah Palin (Kipleigh), Announcer (Artemis)
  12. K-FED IN CHARGE by Scott Garner
    K-Fed (Sean), Pookie (Neil), Fred (Nick), Announcer (Brian)
  13. SPECIAL GUEST: Rob Delaney
    Intro (Bailee)
  14. BIG NEWS REPORT by Alexander, Burkhart, Demski, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Hanley, Houston, Hughes, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Starr, Tippler, Weitz, West and Wilburn
    Melissa/Kipleigh/Artemis/Neil et al.
11-16-08 with guest Johnny Pemberton
  1. STRANGE BEDFELLOWS by Matt Manser
    Activist 1 (Mike), Activist 2 (Bailee), McCain Supporter 1 (George), McCain Supporter 2 (Melissa), T. Boone Pickens (Phillip), Phil (Brian), Protestors (Rachael and Sean)
  2. COMPANY'S COMING by Michael Hughes
    George (Jim), Laura (Artemis)
  3. ELLEN by Scott Garner
    Ellen (Rachael), Clay (Sean), Ryan (Brian), and Gertrude (Melissa)
  4. SAY IT AIN'T JOE by Michael Hughes
    Harry (George), Debbie (Bailee), Hillary (Rachael), John (Brian), Ted (Mike), Joe (Jim)
  5. GIRL CAN'T HELP IT by Melissa Okey
    Larry (Phillip), Sarah (Melissa)
  6. ELYSEE PALACE by Gregg Lopez
    Pierre (George), Sarkozy (Brian)
  7. I WANNA LOL by Rachael Drummond
    Paris (Rachael), Sarah (Melissa), Kevin (Sean), Amy (Artemis)
  8. JOHN AND CINDY by Shanon Muir
    John (Phillip), Cindy (Bailee), Doctor (Mike)
  9. SHAKE OUT by Erich Eilenberger
    Mr. Stern (Jim), Jamie (Artemis), Alex (Brian), Sydney (Melissa), Kyle (Mike)
  10. THE BARNEY FRANK SHOW by Erich Eilenberger
    Announcer (Mike), Barney (George), Charles (Phillip), Henry (Sean)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Johnny Pemberton
    Intro (Bailee)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Connors, Dorsey, Drummond, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Simm, Starr, Tippler, Weitz, West and Wilburn
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Rachael et al.
11-9-08 with guest John Fugelsang
  1. FINALLY GOT OUR PIECE OF THE PIE by Tammie Smalls
    Barack Obama (Jason), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Sasha Obama (Kipleigh), Malia Obama (Artemis), Crowd Solo (Gregg), Grant Park Crowd (Christopher, George, Sean, Mike, Ray, Phillip)
  2. THERE IS A GOD by Julia Gaudette
    Levi (Sean), Bristol (Artemis), Announcer (Ray)
  3. THE SITUATION ROOM by Matt Manser
    Wolf Blitzer (Phillip), Joe Biden (Mike), Barbara Hamilton (Kipleigh), Dean Stockwell (Ray)
  4. TRANSITION by Justin Vestal
    Dennis (Sean), Barack Obama (Jason), George Bush (Phillip)
  5. NO MORE FUNNY by Gregg Lopez
    Doug (Gregg), Ericka (Artemis), Chuck (George), Mormon (Christopher)
  6. VIDEO: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU by Phillip Wilburn
    McCain (Phillip), Shirlee Kenyon (Dolly), Obama (Jason), Palin (Susan Deming), Bristol (Rachael Drummond)
  7. ALL I WANT by Michael Hughes
    Dennis (Sean), McCain (Phillip), Cindy (Artemis), Obama (Jason), Michelle (Tammie)
  8. STONEWALL REDUX by Scott Garner and Justin Vestal
    Brian (Christopher), Demonstrator 1 (George), Demonstrator 2 (Gregg), Cop 1 (Kipleigh), Cop 2 (Sean), Announcer (Mike), Dad (Ray), Mom (Tammie), Protestors (Phillip, Artemis, Jason)
  9. INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING by Ron West
    Obama (Jason), McConnell (George), Brown (Christopher), Green (Gregg), Dennis (Sean)
  10. PALIN AROUND by Scott Garner
    Sarah (Kipleigh), Todd (Ray), Offstage Voices (Artemis, Tammie, Christopher, George, Sean, Mike, Jason, Gregg, Phillip)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: John Fugelsang
    Intro (Mike)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boodman, Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Goldmark, Hanley, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Repetto, Simm, Starr, Tippler and Weitz
    Mike/George/Artemis/Phillip et al.
11-2-08 with guest Jimmy Dore
  1. VOTE OF OUR LIVES by Phillip Wilburn
    McCain (Phillip), Obama (Jason), Chorus (Jimmy, George, Gregg, Christopher, Neil, Rachael, Artemis, Melissa, Tammie)
  2. NOSY GUY by Tammy Connors
    Tony (Christopher), Bill (Jimmy), Volunteer (Tammie), Tracy (Melissa), Voters (Artemis, Neil, George, Rachael)
  3. 12 PROPOSITIONS by Gregg Lopez
    Neil (Neil), Artemis (Artemis), Singer (Gregg)
  4. POLITICALLY DEAD by Greg Shouse
    Chad (George), Mito (Jimmy), Barack (Jason), Michelle (Tammie), McCain (Phillip), Palin (Melissa), Reagan (Gregg)
  5. "GET ON" THE VOTE by Reg Tigerman
    Man (Neil), Woman (Rachael)
  6. KNIGHT OF THE OBAMA by Erich Eilenberger
    Barack Obama (Jason), KITT (Gregg), David Hasselhoff (Phillip)
  7. DOING ALL WE CAN by Michael Hughes
    Glen (Christopher), Shannon (Tammie), Brent (Neil), Chelsea (Rachael), Erica (Melissa), Jean (Artemis)
  8. JOE'S GREATEST HITS by Gregg Lopez
    Joe the Plumber (George), McCain (Phillip), Announcer (Jimmy)
  9. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS by Tom Repetto
    Columbus (George), Raphael (Gregg), Ferdinand (Jason), Enrico (Jimmy), Gary (Christopher)
  10. OPPOSITES ATTRACT by Julia Gaudette
    George Bush (Phillip), Kim Jong-Il (Artemis)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Jimmy Dore
    Intro (Rachael)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Becker, Brown, Burkhart, Compton, Connors, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Hanley, Hobza, Houston, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Kokkinos, Lopez, Manser, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Starr, Tigerman, Tippler, Vestal, Weitz and Wilburn
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Neil et al.
10-26-08 with guest Matt Braunger
  1. THE SOCIALIST by Gregg Lopez
    Brenda (Melissa), Doug (Phillip), Jim (Sean), Fran (Kipleigh), Hank (George), Lauren (Tammie), Socialist (Gregg), Obama (Jason)
  2. WHO'S ENDORSING WHO by Michael Hughes
    Osama bin Laden (Artemis), Mohammed (Neil), Omar (Brian), Khalil (George)
  3. VIDEO: W WATCHES W by Phillip Wilburn and Neil Garguilo
    Bush (Phillip)
  4. ROBOCALL by Bennie Arthur
    George (Brian), Beverly (Kipleigh), Robocall (Neil), Ed 209 (Jason)
  5. REAL AMERICA 1 by Chris Compton
    Lisa-Ann (Melissa)
  6. GOOGLE INTERIORS by Gregg Lopez
    Gary (Gregg), Sandy (Tammie), Tom (George), Jeeves (Neil)
  7. OBAMA ENDORSEMENTS by Jay Starr
    Obama (Jason), Biden (Sean), Gore (Phillip), Kerry (Brian), Extras (Melissa & Kipleigh)
  8. REAL AMERICA 2 by Chris Compton
    JP (Neil)
  9. THE AUDITION by Tom Repetto
    Cameron (Tammie), Chet (Brian), Rebecca (Artemis), Albert (Phillip), Tracy (Melissa)
  10. PIRATES by Paul Malewitz and Matt Manser
    Sugule Ali (Sean), First Mate (Gregg), Negotiator #1 (Jason), Negotiator #2 (Artemis)
  11. VIDEO: COMMERCIAL by Shawn Carlow
  12. REAL AMERICA 3 by Chris Compton
    Ainsley (Kipleigh), Huck (Sean)
  13. RUSH JOB by Emo Philips and Kipleigh Brown
    Rush (Phillip), Cynthia (Tammie), Bob (George), Diane (Melissa)
  14. SPECIAL GUEST: Matt Braunger
    Intro (Melissa)
  15. BIG NEWS REPORT by Brown, Burkhart, Compton, Connors, Eilenberger, Goldmark, Hanley, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Okey, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Stakenas, Starr, Tippler, Weitz and West
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Phillip et al.
10-19-08 with guest Raj Desai
  1. ACORN IN THE HAND by Chris Compton and Michael Hughes
    Bernice (Melissa), Norman (Sean), Jay (Phillip), Mike (Jimmy), Richard (Matt), Amanda (Bailee), Heywood (Christopher), Ivana (Artemis), Joe (Brian)
  2. JOES by Matt Manser
    Wolf Blitzer (Phillip), GI Joe (Jimmy), Joey Lawrence (Matt), Jo Polniaczek (Bailee)
  3. VIDEO: DEBATE #3 by Jason Kelley, Matt Manser, Phillip Wilburn and Tom Repetto
    Barack Obama (Jason), John McCain (Phillip), Bob Schieffer (Bob)
  4. JOE AND SARAH MAKE A PORNO by Hayley Terris-Feldman
    Director (Sean), Joe the Plumber (Brian), Joe Six-Pack (Matt), Sarah Paylin (Artemis), Barack Obama (John), John McCain (Phillip)
  5. I'M GETTING' FUCKIN' INTERVIEWED by Doug Lieblich
    Levi (Jimmy), Reporter (Christopher)
  6. A VERY BRADY ADDICTION by Michael Hughes
    Mike (Phillip), Carol (Bailee), Greg (Brian), Marcia (Artemis), Peter (Christopher), Jan (Melissa), Bobby (Jimmy), Cindy (Sean), Doug (Matt)
  7. THE SARAH PALIN SCHOOL OF QUESTION DEFLECTION by Tony Goldmark
    Brandon (Christopher), Mrs. Fletcher (Melissa), Sarah Palin (Artemis), Mr. Paterson (Sean), Jennifer (Bailee), Prosecuting Attorney (Matt), Roscoe (Brian), Judge (Christopher), John McCain (Phillip)
  8. ELEVEN PERCENT by Scott Farrar
    John McCain (Phillip), Mr. Johnson (Matt), Mrs. McDowd (Melissa), Mr. Sheehan (Sean), Mr. Mulligan (Christopher)
  9. I WIRR SULVIVE by Erich Eilenberger
    George W. Bush (Phillip), Kim Jong-Il (Artemis), Bodyguard 1 (Brian), Bodyguard 2 (Matt)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Raj Desai
    Intro (Melissa)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Adelmeyer, Burkhart, Compton, Connors, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Fisher, Gaudette, Goldmark, Hanley, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Mannion, Manser, Mathews, Mondlock, Nordvall, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, Stakenas, Terris-Feldman, Tippler, Weitz and Wilburn
    Melissa/Matt/Artemis/Phillip et al.
10-12-08 with guest Tom Clark
  1. MR. FULD GOES TO WASHINGTON by Chris Compton
    Waxman (George), Fuld (Sean), Clay (Mike), Towns (Neil), Lawyer (Kipleigh), Davis (Jason), Watson (Ray), Westmoreland (Brian), Turner (Bailee)
  2. PROP 8 #1 by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Artemis), Schwarzenegger (Phillip)
  3. VIDEO: FOLLOW UP by Jason Kelley, Matt Manser, Tom Repetto and Phillip Wilburn
    McCain (Phillip), Obama (Jason), Brokaw (Tom)
  4. INSIDE THE MIND by Tom Repetto
    Herman (Ray), Herman's Thoughts (Sean), Brian (Brian), Angela (Artemis), Terry (Neil), Tom (Mike)
  5. HAVEN by Julia Gaudette
    Mom (Kipleigh), Nurse (Bailee), Dougie (Sean)
  6. PROP 8 #2 by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Artemis), Villaraigosa (Neil)
  7. FORGETTING MULLAH by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Mullah Omar (Ray), Osama bin Laden (Artemis), King Abdullah (George)
  8. THE JITTERBUG by Julia Gaudette
    Justice 1 (Phillip), Justice 2 (Mike), Justice 3 (Neil), Mr. Cotter (Jason), Attorney (Bailee), George (Brian)
  9. PROP 8 #3 by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Artemis), Larry Craig (Ray)
  10. CHICAGO, 1969 by Michael Hughes
    William Ayers (Mike), Bernandine Dohrn (Artemis), Cathy Wilkerson (Bailee), Mark Rudd (George), Barack Obama (Jason)
  11. THE GUY WHO SHAGGED US by Greg Shouse
    Dr. Evil (Phillip), Frau Farbissina (Kipleigh), Number Two (Neil), Nutty (Sean)
  12. SPECIAL GUEST: Tom Clark
    Intro (Mike)
  13. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Compton, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Fisher, Gulas, Hughes, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Ricker, Rigney, Shouse, Tippler, and Weitz
    Mike/Kipleigh/Artemis/Jason et al.
10-5-08 with guest Karl Hess
  1. LIPSTICK ON A PYGMALION by Chris Compton
    Sarah Palin (Susan), Rick Davis (Gregg), John McCain (Phillip), Steve Schmidt (Matt), Staffers (Artemis, Tammie, Melissa, George, Jimmy, Jason, Jim)
  2. JOE BIDEN'S CRAZY TRAIN: PALIN by Tom Repetto
    Joe Biden (Jimmy), Sarah Palin (Susan), Announcer (Phillip), Gwen Ifill (Tammie)
  3. NPRMONY by Julia Gaudette
    Airica (Artemis), Jaymes (Jim), Linda Wertheimer (Susan), Ira Glass (Gregg), Announcer (Melissa)
  4. THE BARNEY FRANK SHOW by Erich Eilenberger
    Barney Frank (George), Charles Nelson Reilly (Phillip), John Boehner (Jim), Announcer (Jason)
  5. MICHIGAN COMMERCIAL by Gregg Lopez
    Dan (Jason), Laura (Tammie), Bob (Gregg)
  6. HOW THE GORE STOLE CHRISTMAS by Tony Goldmark
    Al Gore (Phillip), Blair (Artemis), Tucker (Jim), Dan (Matt), Santa Claus (George)
  7. BANK FAILURE by Dan Eder
    Karen (Tammie), Rhonda (Artemis), Customer #2 (Phillip)
  8. ALL THE PAPERS by Michael Hughes
    Sarah (Susan), Todd (George), Bristol (Melissa), Levi (Jimmy), Track (Matt), Mail Carrier (Jason)
  9. A MESSAGE FROM BRISTOL'S BUMP by Pat Mannion
    Announcer (Tammie), Bristol Palin (Melissa), Levi Johnston (Jimmy)
  10. HELPING THE STREETS by Matt Manser
    Wolf Blitzer (Phillip), Freddy (Jason), Elmo (Melissa), Johnny (Matt)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Karl Hess
    Intro (Gregg)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Compton, Dorsey, Goldmark, Hughes, Judy, King, Manser, McClain, McLoughlin, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Simm, Tippler, and Weitz
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Brendan et al.
Best of September 2008 with guest Danny Vermont
9-28-08 with guest Nick Kroll
  1. WHITE HOUSE by Scott Farrar and Ron West Bush (Jim), Pelosi (Bailee), McCain (Phillip), Reid (Christopher), McConnell (Mike), Obama (Jason), Boehner (Neil), Reporters (Matt, Artemis, Kipleigh, Tammie)
  2. VIDEO: DEBATE by Jason Kelley, Matt Manser, Tom Repetto and Phillip Wilburn
    Barack Obama (Jason), John McCain (Phillip), Jim Lehrer (Jim Lehrer)
  3. AIKEN BREAKIN' HEART by Michael Hughes
    Sharon (Kipleigh), Debbie (Tammie), Brenda (Artemis), Judy (Bailee), Derek (Christopher), Glen (Mike)
  4. JOE BIDEN'S CRAZY TRAIN by Tom Repetto
    Joe Biden (Matt), Cloris Leachman (Artemis), Announcer (Phillip)
  5. ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION by Erich Eilenberger
    Harvey (Neil), Tim (Chris), Emily (Tammie), Bert (Mike), Children (Bailee and Kipleigh), Mexican (Jason)
  6. SARAH'S INTERVIEW by Gregg Lopez
    Larry (Phillip), Sarah (Kipleigh), Lauren (Bailee), Corey (Matt)
  7. VIDEO: WOLF BLITZER AND FRIENDS by Phillip Wilburn
    Blitzer (Phillip), Charles Rigney (Neil), Alice Cooper (Artemis), John McCain (Phillip), George Bush (Phillip)
  8. AND THE WINNER IS...by Tony Goldmark
    Woman (Tammie), Sarah (Kipleigh), Tina (Artemis), Scott (Christopher), Judah (Neil), Alec (Phillip), Tracy (Jason), Jane (Tammie), Jack (Mike), Announcer (Matt)
  9. GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS by Michael Hughes and Rosanne Hughes
    C-Span Announcer (Matt), FDR (Neil), Eleanor Roosevelt (Bailee), Jimmy Byrnes (Jason), Harry Hopkins (Phillip) and Henry Stimson (Jim)
  10. SERIOUS JEOPARDY by Deren Gilly and Ron West
    Alec (Jim), Burt (Matt), Lindsay (Bailee), Samantha (Kipleigh), Terry (Neil), Announcer (Jason)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Nick Kroll
    Intro (Mike)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Ayers, Becker, Bleichman, Burkhart, Caleodis, Compton, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Glassberg, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Manser, Mondlock, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, Weitz and West
    Mike/Tammie/Artemis/Matt et al.
9-21-08 with guest Kyle Kinane
  1. SUNNY DAY by Tom Repetto
    McCain (Phillip), Cindy (Artemis), Bert (Matt), Ernie (George), Oscar (Jim), Big Bird (Kipleigh), Grover (Jason), Cookie Monster (Tammie), Count (Sean), Elmo (Melissa)
  2. FAMILY MATTERS by Zach Ayers
    Mom (Tammie), Dad (George), Richie (Matt), Robbie (Sean)
  3. ADVENTURES IN VIRGINITY by Julia Gaudette
    Bobby (Jason), Sally (Melissa), Nick (Jim), Joe (George), Kevin (Matt), Jamie Lynn (Kipleigh)
  4. WAMU BOO-HOO by Andy Sklar
    Brenda (Artemis), Misty (Tammie), Hank (Matt), AD (Sean), Attorney (George), Suit (Jim)
  5. THE ALASKAN CANDIDATE by Matt Johnson
    John McCain (Phillip), Sarah Palin (Kipleigh), Carly Fiorina (Melissa), Phil Gramm (Jim), Todd Palin (Sean), Secret Service Agents (Jason and George)
  6. GREAT MOMENTS IN INVENTING by Michael Hughes and Neil Garguilo
    Ben (Matt), Helen (Tammie), Michael (Jason), Vanessa (Melissa), John (Phillip), Announcer (George), Al (Jim)
  7. 100,000 by J.B. West
    McCain (Phillip), Cindy (Artemis), Dick (Sean)
  8. BACK TO SCHOOL by Tom Repetto
    Petraeus (George), Announcer (Matt), Carrie (Tammie), Mindy (Melissa), Angie (Kipleigh), Wendy (Artemis)
  9. TD COMMERCIAL by Aydrea ten Bosch
    McCain (Phillip), Man (Jim), Woman (Kipleigh), Announcer (Sean)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Kyle Kinane
    Intro (Melissa)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Becker, Bleichman, Burkhart, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Glassberg, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Manser, Mondock, Moore, Nielsen, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, ten Bosch, Tippler, Weitz, and West
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Matt et al.
9-14-08 with guest Sean Conroy
  1. FOR WHOM THE POLL TELLS by Michael Hughes
    David Plouffe (Craig), Howard Dean (Brian), Hillary Clinton (Susan), Bill Clinton (Phillip), Joe Biden (Jimmy), Staffer #1 (Christopher), Staffer #2 (Melissa), Staffer #3 (Neil), Staffer #4 (Gregg), Staffer #5 (Artemis), Staffer #6 (Bailee)
  2. BRAND NEW WORLD by Niilo Tippler
    Melvin (Christopher), Velma (Melissa), Dexter (Neil), McCain (Phillip), Palin (Susan)
  3. THANK YOU FOR BEING A HURRICANE by Erich Eilenberger
    Dorothy (Craig), Blanche (Bailee), Rose (Melissa), Sophia (Artemis)
  4. FINAL FANTASY FAIL by Julia Gaudette
    Doctor (Christopher), Tom Brady (Brian), Timmy the Cancer Kid (Neil), Giselle Bundchen (Bailee)
  5. TOTAL RECALL by Erich Eilenberger
    Jimmy (Jimmy), Arnold (Phillip), Man (Christopher)
  6. GREEN ACRES by Michael Hughes
    Oliver (Gregg), Lisa (Susan)
  7. BUD RIGHT: SARAH PALIN EDITION by Scott Weitz
    Announcer (Jimmy), Singer (Brian)
  8. EL ALCALDE DE LA PASIÓN by Neil Garguilo
    Announcer (Jimmy), Receptionist (Melissa), Villaraigosa (Neil), Curt (Craig), Mike (Brian)
  9. KIM JONG NOT SO IL by Matt Manser
    Bush (Phillip), Cheney (Gregg), Kim (Artemis)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Sean Conroy
    Intro (Christopher)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Hughes, Johnson, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Nielsen, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Rigney, Rockenstein, Tippler, and Weitz
    Craig/Melissa/Artemis/Erik et al.
9-7-08 with guest Tony Sam
  1. CONVENTION CHEERING by Erich Eilenberger
    Alan (Ray), Steve (Jason), Emily (Tammie), Lauren (Melissa), Bill (Phillip), Office Workers (Susan, Brian, Sean, Matt, Gregg, Jimmy)
  2. MYSPACE 501 #1 by Michael Hughes
    Announcer (Sean), Levi Johnston (Jimmy)
  3. THE STORK IS COMING by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Bristol Palin (Melissa), Sarah Palin (Susan), Levi (Jimmy), Dr. Thompson (Brian), Mary (Tammie), Bobby Evans (Matt), Mr. Evans (Gregg)
  4. MYSPACE 501 #2 by Michael Hughes
    Announcer (Sean), Levi Johnston (Jimmy)
  5. REAL HEROES OF THE ALASKA NATIONAL GUARD by Gregg Lopez
    Sarah (Susan); Roy (Gregg); Mack (Matt); Wolf 1 (Sean); Wolf 2 (Ray); Announcer (Melissa)
  6. MIDWEST SIDE STORY by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Becky (Tammie), Steve (Jason), Barbara (Melissa), Rudy (Gregg), Larry (Ray)
  7. A SNOWMAN IN HEAVEN by Greg Shouse
    Jerry Reed (Brian), Saint Peter (Jason), Smokey (Phillip), Bandit (Matt)
  8. DEAL OR...DEAL by Tom Repetto
    Howie Mandel (Sean), Jessica Robinson (Susan), The Banker (Jimmy), Marisa (Tammie)
  9. SAND BAGGED by Julia Gaudette
    George Bush (Phillip), Aide (Gregg), Joe Lieberman (Matt), Bruno (Ray), and Louisiana Citizen (Jason)
  10. MYSPACE 501 #3 by Michael Hughes
    Announcer (Sean), Levi Johnston (Jimmy)
  11. I PICKED A GIRL by Susan Deming, Phillip Wilburn and Michael Hughes
    George Bush (Phillip), Tim Pawlenty (Ray), Mitt Romney (Brian), Joe Lieberman (Matt), Rudy Giuliani (Gregg), John McCain (Phillip), Sarah Palin (Susan), Levi Johnston (Jimmy), Bristol Palin (Melissa), Roberta McCain (Sean), Delegates (Jason, Tammie)
  12. SPECIAL GUEST: Tony Sam
    Intro (Brian)
  13. BIG NEWS REPORT by Becker, Burkhart, Caleodis, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Paulas, Manser, Mondlock, Morelli, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, ten Bosch, Terris-Feldman, Tippler, Vestal and Weitz
    Matt/Melissa/Tammie/Brian et al.
8-31-08 with guest Ed Salazar
  1. ROLL CALL by Michael Hughes
    Alice Travis Germond (Jen) Minnesota Delegation Head (Bailee), Mississippi Delegation Head (Jason), Missouri Delegation Head (Sean), Nebraska Delegation Head (Matt), Nevada Delegation Head (Phillip), New Hampshire Delegation Head (Neil), New Jersey Delegation Head (Ray), New Mexico Delegation Head (Tammie), Mayor Daley (Mike), Hillary Clinton (Melissa)
  2. STRONG ENOUGH by Matt Manser
    Alice Travis Germond (Jen), Sheryl Crow (Bailee), Barack Obama (Jason), Joe Biden (Ray)
  3. GRANDDADDY YANKEE by Michael Hughes
    John McCain (Phillip), Daddy Yankee (Matt), K-Fed (Sean), Pookie (Neil)
  4. THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING by Melissa Okey
    Teacher (Melissa), Mrs. Sullivan (Jen), Mr. Thompson (Mike)
  5. CAN'T SAY NO by Michael Hughes
    Beth (Jen), Kathy (Tammie), Andrea (Melissa), Marty (Matt), Jeff (Sean), Bill (Phillip)
  6. HILLARY'S SUPPORTERS AT THE DNC by Erich Eilenberger
    Juliana (Bailee), Pat (Jen), Mark (Neil), Peter (Ray), Old Man (Sean), Security Guard (Tammie), Barack Obama (Jason)
  7. THE NEXT STEP by Matt Moore
    Bush (Phillip), Zebari (Matt), Aide (Mike)
  8. BEDFELLOWS by Tammie Smalls
    Barack Obama (Jason), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Hillary Clinton (Melissa), Joe Biden (Ray), Bill Clinton (Phillip), Mr. Girardeau (Sean), Mrs. Girardeau (Bailee), Girardeau Kids (Mike and Matt)
  9. FAYWATCH by Greg Shouse
    Kite Boarder (Neil), Beach-Goer (Sean), CJ (Jen), Mitch (Phillip)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Ed Salazar
    Intro (Melissa)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Caleodis, Eilenberger, Glassberg, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Manser, Mondlock, Morelli, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, Simm, Stakenas, Terris-Feldman, Tippler, Weitz and West
    Melissa/Mike/Tammie/Phillip and Bailee et al.
8-24-08 with guest Ed Greer
  1. TEXT BOMB by Tom Repetto
    Bill (Jason), Charlene (Bailee), Andrew (George), Harriet (Melissa), Ralph (Christopher), Bar Patrons (Jimmy, Phillip, Artemis, Matt)
  2. RE-CAPTIVATING by Matt Moore
    Bob (Phillip), Michael (Matt), Debbie (Artemis)
  3. GEORGIA NOT ON OUR MINDS by George Caleodis
    Mikheil (Christopher), Lado (George), MSNBC Announcer (Melissa), Wolf Blitzer (Phillip), Fox Announcer (Jason)
  4. STAND AND DELIVER II by Matt Moore
    Announcer (Jimmy), Jaime Escalante (Matt), Student #1 (Bailee), Steven (Jason), Jeff (Christopher), Sally (Artemis)
  5. BIGFOOT by Gregg Lopez
    Matt (Jimmy), Dr. G (George), Martha (Melissa)
  6. STRAIGHT TALK ON BIRTHDAYS by Tom Repetto
    John (Phillip), Cindy (Bailee), Meghan (Melissa), Jack (Matt), James (Christopher), Bridget (Artemis), Joe (Jimmy), Fireman (George)
  7. OLYM-PRICK by Danny Ricker and Adam Fisher
    John (Jason), Danielle (Artemis), Michael (Matt)
  8. DONNY MOST WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON MILWAUKEE by Erik Charles Nielsen
    Tom Bosley (George), Marion Ross (Melissa), Donny Most (Jimmy), Anson Williams (Christopher), Erin Moran (Bailee), Henry Winkler (Phillip)
  9. BRETT FAVRE COME BACK by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Packer Fan #1 (Jason), Packer Fan #2 (Bailee), Packer Fan #3 (Artemis), Packer Fan #4 (Phillip), Packer Fans (Jimmy, Melissa, Christopher, George, Matt)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Ed Greer
    Intro (Jason)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Ayers, Bleichman, Caleodis, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Fisher, Garner, Harper, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Ricker, Tippler, Weitz and Wilburn
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Jimmy and Jason et al.
8-17-08 with guest Brent Forrester
  1. OBAMA'S OVERLY NUANCED BEACH PARTY! by Andy Nordvall
    Barack Obama (Jason), Michelle Obama (Tammie), First Beach Partier (Jimmy), Second Beach Partier (Christopher), Third Beach Partier (Jim), Fourth Beach Partier (Artemis), Fifth Beach Partier (George), Sixth Beach Partier (Gregg), John McCain (Phillip), Cindy McCain (Susan)
  2. MAMMA MIA 2! by Matt Manser
    John (Phillip), Meryl (Susan), Pierce (Gregg)
  3. GEORGE AND GEORGIA by Laura Harper, Nate Liebermann, Chris Stathis, Michael Bluestein, Ron West, and Pat McAleenan
    George Bush (Jim), Mikheil Saakashvili (Christopher)
  4. CATHARSIS by Michael Hughes
    David (George), Trudy (Susan), Joan (Artemis), Lindsay (Tammie)
  5. WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE? by Rick Paulas
    Announcer (Jim), Robert Mugabe (Jason), Contestant 1 (Christopher), Contestant 2 (Artemis), Contestant 3 (Gregg)
  6. BRING ME THE HEAD OF COMPTROLLER JOHN CHIANG by Erich Eilenberger
    John Chiang (Jimmy), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Phillip)
  7. THE FRENCH CHEF/INTERNATIONAL SPY by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Jim), Julia Child (Artemis), Giuseppe (Jason)
  8. THE TRADE-IN by Tom Repetto
    Margaret (Tammie), Ronald (Jim), Mitch (George), Jesse (Jimmy)
  9. CRAZY COSTAS by Erich Eilenberger
    Bob Costas (Phillip), Morgan Hamm (Gregg), Alicia Sacramone (Christopher), Shawn Johnson (Jimmy), Director (Susan), Bela Karoli (George)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Brent Forrester
    Intro (Susan)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Alexander, Brown, Burkhart, Caleodis, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Glassberg, Hughes, Hutchinson, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Philips, Reber, Repetto, Saliman-Reingold, Scheer, Tippler, Waldinger and Weitz
    Susan/George/Artemis/Gregg et al.
6-22-08 with guest Lizzie Cooperman
  1. REPEAT THE PRESS by Michael Hughes Tom (Phillip), Chris (Gregg), Helen (Artemis), Barack (Jason), Michelle (Tammie), Walter (George), Maria (Kipleigh), James (Jim), Mary (Melissa), Kenneth (Christopher)
  2. L'IL MO by Rebecca Addelman and Matt Manser
    Denny (Gregg), Peggy (Tammie), Mom (Kipleigh), Dad (Jim), L'il Mo (George), Announcer (Artemis)
  3. FLOOD SOLUTION by Erich Eilenberger
    Jimmy (Christopher), Grandmother (Melissa), Governor (Phillip), Mister (Jason)
  4. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE) by Erich Eilenberger
    Tim (Gregg), Alice (Tammie), Ben (Jim), Suzie (Kipleigh)
  5. LAKERS LOSS LAMENT by Christopher Biewer
    Jack (George), Will (Jason), Jada (Tammie), David (Jim), Frankie (Christopher), Penny (Melissa), Hillary (Kipleigh), Security (Gregg)
  6. PATCHING UP AMY by Tom Repetto
    Amy (Artemis), Dr. Adams (Phillip), Dr. Paul (Christopher)
  7. THE NEXT TIGER by Jason McClain
    Sergio (Gregg), Phil (Christopher), Jim (Jim), Tiger (Jason), Tim (George)
  8. I'M YOUR BABY, BITCH by Julia Gaudette
    Jamie Lynn (Artemis), Doctor (Tammie), Casey (Christopher), Baby (Melissa)
  9. OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL OIL RIG by Matt Johnson
    Announcer (Jason), George Bush (Phillip), Oil Executive #1 (George), Oil Executive #2 (Gregg) Oil Executive #3 (Jim), Oil Executives (Kipleigh, Artemis, Melissa, Christopher), Barack Obama (Jason) Michelle Obama (Tammie)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Lizzy Cooperman
    Intro (Christopher)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Demski, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Gaudette, Glassberg, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Koenig, Judy, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nielsen, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Tippler, Vestal, and Weitz
    Melissa/George/Artemis/Erik et al
6-15-08 with guest Jimmy Dore
  1. WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS MCCAIN by Michael Hughes
    Sam (Sean), Diane (Kipleigh), Norm (George), Cliff (Matt), Woody (Jimmy), Lilith (Melissa), Frasier (Mike), Carla (Bailee), John (Phillip)
  2. VIDEO: MCCAIN by Tom Repetto and Phillip Wilburn
    McCain (Phillip)
  3. FOX NEWS ALERT by Danny Ricker and Adam Fisher
    Christine (Kipleigh), Greg (Ray)
  4. WHADDYA THINK ABOUT DAP? by Scott Garner
    Tony (Neil), Mikey (Jimmy)
  5. THE ROTTEN TOMATO by Gregg Lopez
    Michael (George), Luigi (Matt), Gordon (Mike), Cindy (Bailee), Ron (Ray)
  6. ENEMY LIST by Adam Fisher and Danny Ricker
    Hillary (Melissa), Bill (Phillip)
  7. PSA by Scott Garner
    Chief Bratton (Sean), José (Neil), Announcer (George)
  8. THE MARK OF CLINTON by Jason McClain
    Bill (Phillip), Dick (George), Ed (Matt), Chuck (Ray), Terry (Jimmy)
  9. UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS by Erich Eilenberger
    Mary (Melissa), Ally (Kipleigh), Neil (Neil), Announcer (Jimmy)
  10. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY by Julia Gaudette
    Dad (George), Susie (Bailee), Alan (Phil), Hulk (Ray), Alec (Mike), Josef (Sean)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Jimmy Dore
    Intro (Jimmy)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Eilenberger, Garguilo, Garner, Glassberg, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Sala, Scheer, Terris-Feldman, Weitz, and Wilburn
    Melissa/Mike/Bailee/Neil et al.
6-8-08 with guest Erik Charles Nielson
  1. WATER? by Keith Bush, Julia Gaudette, Michael Hughes, Nikitas Manikatos, Matt Manser, Kito Buni Robinson, Catalina Rodas, Laurenne Sala, and Phillip Wilburn
    Dianne Feinstein (Bailee), Barack Obama (Jason), Michelle Obama (Tammie), Hillary Clinton (Susan), Bill Clinton (Phillip)
  2. WEST VIRGINIA: IT'S MORE THAN JUST INBREEDING by Tom Repetto
    Dick (Gregg), Joe (Jimmy), Bob (Ray), Billy Joe (Sean), Mary Lynn (Bailee), Robert Byrd (Jim)
  3. CONGRATULATIONS! by Michael Hughes
    Lisa (Tammie), Debbie (Susan), Bill (Neil), Kevin (Ray)
  4. MCCAIN'S HISTORIC RUNNING MATE by Adam Fisher & Danny Ricker
    McCain (Phillip), Chris (Gregg)
  5. THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS by Steven Waldinger
    Rachael (Bailee), Agent #1 (Jim), Agent #2 (Jason)
  6. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TOUR by Erich Eilenberger
    Kimmy (Tammie), Jerry (Ray), Billy (Neil), Father (Sean), Alan (Jimmy), Jeannine (Susan)
  7. YOU ARE FORECLOSED, SIR! by Matt Mondlock
    Bill (Jason), Ed (Phillip), Edna (Susan)
  8. FATHER OF THE YEAR by Scott Garner
    Announcer (Jim), K-Fed (Sean), Pookie (Neil), Jamie Lynn (Bailee), Casey (Jimmy)
  9. MISS MICHIGAN by Howie Scheer
    Bailiff (Gregg), Judge Fowler (Jim), Bill Tucker (Ray)
  10. HUMMER LOVIN' by Kristina Adelmeyer
    Danny (Phillip), Sandy (Susan), Kenicke (Gregg), Doody (Neil), Sonny (Jason), Putzie (Jimmy), Tom (Sean), Rizzo (Tammie), Frenchy (Bailee)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Erik Charles Nielsen
    Intro (Sean)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Glassberg, Houston, Hughes, Judy, King, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Scheer, Simm, Stakenas, ten Bosch, Weitz, West, and Wilburn
    Susan/Jimmy/Tammie/Phillip and Jason et al.
6-1-08 with guest John Fugelsang
  1. SCOTTY APOLOGIZES by Adam Fisher
    Dana Perino (Susan), George Bush (Phillip), Scott McClellan (Gregg), Reporter #1 (Christopher), Reporter #2 (Sean), Reporter #3 (Jason), Reporter #4 (Melissa), Reporter #5 (Neil), Helen (Artemis)
  2. WE CAN ALL AGREE by Gregg Lopez
    Mara (Kipleigh), Deanna (Melissa), Hillary (Susan)
  3. 2008: A POOP ODYSSEY by Tom Repetto and Rick Paulas
    Oleg (Neil), Sergei (Sean), Garrett (Jason), Dave (Matt), Hal (Gregg)
  4. SEX AND THE HILLARY by Michael Hughes
    Carrie (Artemis), Charlotte (Kipleigh), Samantha (Melissa), Hillary (Susan), Bill (Phillip), Waiter (Christopher)
  5. CO-PILOT SEASON by Matt Mondlock
    Grant (Matt), Owen (Sean), God (Jason)
  6. EL ALCALDE DE LA PASIÓN by Scott Garner
    Aide (Christopher), Villaraigosa (Neil), Susie (Artemis), Announcer (Jason)
  7. STRAIGHT TALK ON HECKLERS by Tom Repetto
    McCain (Phillip), Chaz (Matt)
  8. FARGONE by Jason McClain
    Marge (Kipleigh), Norm (Christopher)
  9. QUANTUM OF BOLLOX by Julia Gaudette
    Jim (Gregg), Terry (Sean), Amy (Artemis), Sean (Phillip)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: John Fugelsang
    Intro (Gregg)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Demski, Garguilo, Gilly, Glassberg, Kalkin, King, Hughes, Judy, Lopez, Manikatos, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Philips, Reber, Repetto, ten Bosch, Terris-Feldman, and Weitz
    Melissa/Matt/Artemis/Gregg et al
5-25-08 with guest Hugh Moore
  1. ILLINOIS OBAMA AND THE TEMPLE OF APPEASEMENT by Andy Nordvall
    Obama (Matt), Marion Ravenwood (Melissa), Belzig (Jimmy), John McCain (Phillip), Joe Klein (Mitt), Short Round (Neil), Princess Leia (Kipleigh)
  2. SCHWARTZ'S FURNITURE by Gregg Lopez
    Mom (Melissa), Dad (Jim), Sally (Kipleigh), Larry (Sean), Old Woman (Artemis), Assistant (Christopher), Announcer (Matt)
  3. GHOST OF MCCAIN PAST by Erich Eilenberger
    John McCain (Phillip), Ghost (Neil), McCain A (Matt), McCain B (Jimmy), Hillary (Kipleigh), Hillary's Ghost Guide (Sean)
  4. PASSING THE TIME by Jason McClain
    George (Christopher), Pam (Melissa), Terry (Neil), Gunter (Jim), Swiss Yodeling Team (Kipleigh, Jimmy, Sean), Renaldo Lapuz (Matt)
  5. DEAD KENNEDYS by Erich Eilenberger
    Nurse (Melissa), Kennedy (Phillip), Little Edie (Artemis)
  6. NEW FAN CLUB by Jason McClain
    Jeff (Matt), Scott (Jim), Nick (Neil), Paul (Christopher)
  7. ALL ABOUT AN APOLOGY by Matt Mondlock
    Bush (Phillip), Perino (Artemis), Cheney (Jimmy), Rove (Jim)
  8. PORN STARS FIGHT BACK by Tom Repetto
    John E. Sack (Neil), Haywood Jablowme (Sean), Crystal Cummz (Kipleigh), Mike Huntplugger (Christopher), DJ Andrew (Jimmy), Peaches (Artemis), Tony Danza (Matt)
  9. DAVID COOK MESSAGE by Matt Manser
    Announcer (Melissa), David (Sean)
  10. SWIMMING POOLS. MOVIE STARS. GREED. by Andy Sklar and Phillip Wilburn
    Jed (Phillip), Granny (Artemis), Elly May (Melissa), Jethro (Jimmy), Senator #1 (Christopher), Senator #2 (Jim), Other Senators (Kipleigh, Matt, Sean, Neil)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Hugh Moore
    Intro (Sean)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Demski, Glassberg, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manikatos, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Scheer, Shouse, Weitz, West and Wilburn
    Melissa/Matt/Artemis/Phillip et al.
5-18-08 with guest Asterios Kokkinos
  1. MATRICULATION by Susan Deming
    Tad (Gregg), Corey (Sean), Phyllis (Tammie), Mike (Ray), Doreen (Bailee), Hale (Phillip), Nadine (Susan), Jess (George)
  2. OBAMA? APPEASE by Tom Repetto
    George (Phillip), Barack (Jason), Secretary (Bailee), Osama (Christopher)
  3. HELLARY! by Rick Paulas
    Announcer (Hal), Jerry (Gregg), Paul (Sean), Jan (Tammie), Hillary (Susan), Scientist 1 (George), Scientist 2 (Christopher)
  4. EDWARDS SUPPORTS... by Tom Repetto
    John (Phillip), Barack (Jason)
  5. SURRENDER MYANMAR by Matt Johnson
    Dorothy Gale (Bailee), Tim Mann (Christopher), Lionel Coward (Phillip), S.K. Crow (Ray), Burmese Soldier (George)
  6. HOW TO SPOT A DISASTER by Jason McClain
    Announcer (Hal), Pepper (Tammie)
  7. FARM SUBSIDIES by Erich Eilenberger
    Jimmy (Christopher), Farmer (Sean), Eli (Ray), Mother (Susan), Announcer (Bailee)
  8. BLUE COLLAR by Michael Hughes
    Announcer (Ray), Larry (George), Jeff (Phillip), Bill (Gregg), Barack (Jason), John (Hal)
  9. HILLARY'S SECRET PLAN by Nikitas Manikatos
    Hillary (Susan), Advisor (Bailee)
  10. THE BRAVERY by Gregg Lopez
    Sgt. Barry (Gregg), Eric (Ray), Tim (Sean), Ben (Jason)
  11. MY LITTLE DOMINATRIX by Julia Gaudette
    Mistress Medulla (Tammie) Slave (Christopher), Sally (Bailee)
  12. SPECIAL GUEST: Asterios Kokkinos
    Intro (Sean)
  13. BIG NEWS REPORT by DesRocher, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Glassberg, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Simm, Stakenas, Terris-Feldman, and Weitz
    George/Susan/Tammie/Bailee et al.
5-11-08 with guest Chad Fogland
  1. SHE'S NOT GOING by Michael Hughes
    Hillary Clinton (Artemis), Bill Clinton (Phillip), Chelsea Clinton (Melissa), George McGovern (George), James Carville (Jim), Ted Kennedy (Mark), Antonio Villaraigosa (Neil), Mark Penn (Sean)
  2. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY by Jason McClain
    Announcer (Jimmy), Chelsea Clinton (Melissa)
  3. MEDVEDEV SUCCESSION by Erich Eilenberger
    Bush (Phillip), Putin (Jim)
  4. HOUSE ARREST by Greg Shouse
    Bluto (George), Flounder (Neil), Stratton (Jimmy), D-Day (Sean), Pinto (Matt), Neidermeyer (Jim), Wormer (Mark)
  5. MCCAIN FOR EL PRESIDENTE by Tom Repetto
    McCain (Phillip), Dora (Bailee), Swiper (Sean)
  6. UGLY ARNIE by Michael Hughes
    Schwarzenegger (Mark)
  7. DON'T PUT IT TO SLEEP by Matt Manser
    Trainer (Matt), Vet (Bailee), Hillary (Artemis)
  8. A MIRACLE ON EXIT 34 by Neil Garguilo
    Judge (Mark), Wayne (George), Prosecution Lawyer (Jimmy), Defense Lawyer (Matt), Tommy Tommerson (Bailee)
  9. K-FED IN CHARGE by Scott Garner
    Announcer (Jim), Kevin (Sean), Pookie (Neil), Britney (Melissa)
  10. JAILHOUSE CROCK by Julia Gaudette
    Booking Cop (Matt), Criminal (Jimmy), Amy (Artemis), Blake (Phillip)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Chad Fogland
    Intro (Matt)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Glassberg, Houston, Hughes, James, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Malloy, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Nordvall, Paulas, Reber, Repetto, Stakenas, Terris-Feldman, Weitz, and Wilburn
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Phillip and Bailee et al.
5-4-08 with guest Dragon Boy Suede
  1. OBAMA GROUP THERAPY by Tom Repetto Barack (Jason), Sergio (Neil), Paula (Kipleigh), Crazy Cat Lady (Melissa), Gary (Phillip), Whitney (Tammie), Amy (Artemis), Dane (Matt), Hulk (Ray)
  2. NEW SEX TAPE by Matt Manser
    Vince (Neil), Employee #1 (Matt), David (Gregg), Employee #2 (Tammie), Employee #3 (Ray)
  3. DUELING MEMOIRS by Rick Paulas
    Hosts (Kipleigh, Tammie), Miley (Artemis), Anne (Melissa), Security Guard (Ray)
  4. HOLIDAY by Michael Hughes
    Charlie (Jason), Pete (Matt), Ben (Gregg), Joe (Neil), John (Phillip)
  5. A VIEW OF AN AFFAIR by Michael Hughes
    Barbara (Melissa), Whoopi (Tammie), Joy (Artemis), Elizabeth (Kipleigh), Edward (Jason)
  6. LAPD TRAINING by Erich Eilenberger
    Daniels (Phillip), Cop 1 (Ray), Cop 2 (Matt), Cop 3 (Neil), Actor #1 (Gregg), Actor #2 (Jason)
  7. 28 DRESSES by Hayley Terris-Feldman
    Miley (Artemis), Dakota (Kipleigh), Christopher (Phillip), Announcer (Ray)
  8. HOW TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY by Jason McClain
    Announcer (Ray), Ben Bernanke (Matt), Kris (Melissa), Colin (Gregg), Louise (Tammie), Jamie (Neil)
  9. PREPARE TO BE MYSTIFIED V: THE MYSTIFIER STRIKES BACK by Julia Gaudette
    Oprah (Artemis), David (Gregg), Criss (Ray), Stedman (Jason), Tom Cruise (Phillip)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Dragon Boy Suede
    Intro (Tammie)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Feldman, Garguilo, Glassberg, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Morelli, Paulas, Reber, Stakenas, ten Bosch, and Weitz
    Matt/Melissa/Artemis/Ray et al.
4-27-08 with guest Nikki Glaser
  1. THE CBS DEBATE WITH KATIE COURIC by Jason McClain
    Katie Couric (Melissa), Ric (Ray), Chyna (Bailee), Mick (Hal), Hillary (Kipleigh)
  2. IMMOLATION FRUSTRATION by Ben Bleichman
    Randi (Kipleigh), Sally (Tammie), Chad (Mark), Brian (Jimmy), Dana (Christopher)
  3. HAMAS NEGOTIATIONS by Erich Eilenberger
    Meshal (George), Guard (Ray), Dom (Hal), Lou (Jimmy)
  4. HEAVENLY FATHERS by Greg Shouse
    Maury (Mark), Jesup (Christopher), Ester (Bailee), Audience Member #1 (George), Audience Member #2 (Mark), Audience Member #3 (Tammie)
  5. THE HILLARY SHOPPING NETWORK by Matt Johnson
    Jennifer (Tammie), Hillary (Kipleigh), Mildred (Melissa), Candice (Bailee), Barack (Hal)
  6. FORECLOSUREFIELD by Dan Reber
    Jimmy (Christopher), Mom (Melissa), Dad (George), Announcer (Ray)
  7. STAR DATES by Michael Hughes
    Star (Tammie), Debbie (Kipleigh), Joey (Jimmy), Steve (Ray), George (Mark), Christian (Christopher), Bob (Hal)
  8. NOT REALLY RICE by Gregg Lopez
    Molly (Bailee), Stevie (Jimmy), Mom (Melissa), Announcer (George)
  9. THE DARKNESS by Julia Gaudette
    Ryan (Christopher), Fed Ex Guy (Ray), Robert Smith (Hal), Morrissey (Mark), Pete Wentz (Jimmy)
  10. SPECIAL GUEST: Nikki Glaser
    Intro (Kipleigh)
  11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Burkhart, Brown, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Feldman, Glassberg, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Laws, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Nielsen, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Shouse, Stakenas, ten Bosch, and Weitz
    Hal/Melissa/Tammie/Erik et al.
4-20-08 with guest Hannah Gansen
  1. DEBATE 'N' SWITCH by Matt Johnson
    Hillary Clinton (Susan), Barack Obama (Jason), George Stephanopoulos (Gregg), Charlie Gibson (Phillip), Nash McCabe (Christopher)
  2. ALIENBAMA by Erik Hoffstad
    Peter (Matt), Rob (Ray), Janice (Tammie), Obama (Jason)
  3. A POPE AND A DOPE by Julia Gaudette
    Laura Bush (Bailee), George Bush (Phillip), Pope Benedict (Jim), Assistant (Christopher)
  4. GRANDPA'S LITTLE GIRL by Michael Hughes
    Hugh (Mark), Hillary (Susan)
  5. GI BILL VS. GI JOE by Tom Repetto
    John McCain (Phillip), GI Joe (Ray), GI Bill (Christopher)
  6. BITTER BAD GIRL by Tom Repetto
    Sally (Bailee), Ronald (Mark), Deborah (Susan), Principal Thomas (Tammie)
  7. PENNSYLVANIA SUCKS by Gregg Lopez
    Announcer (Jim), Tony (Gregg), Mark (Matt), Obama (Jason), Caller (Christopher)
  8. SURVIVOR: PENNSYLVANIA by Pat Mannion
    Announcer (Christopher), Hillary Clinton (Susan)
  9. THE BIPARTISAN COOKING SHOW by Jason McClain
    Rachael Ray (Bailee), Cindy McCain (Susan), Al Gore (Phillip), Announcer (Mark)
  10. HAPPY 420 by Gregg Lopez
    Jane (Tammie), Ken (Jim), Bob (Jason), Announcer (Gregg)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Hannah Gansen
    Introduction (Ray)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Brown, Burkhart, Dorsey, Feldman, Houston, Hughes, Judy, King, Lopez, Malloy, Mannion, Manser, McAleenan, McClain, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Reingold, Repetto, and Weitz
    Matt/Susan/Tammie/Phillip et al.
4-13-08 with guest Matt Champagne
  1. GENERAL INTERRUPTION by Christopher Biewer
    Hillary (Rachael), McCain (Jimmy), Bush (Jim), Petraeus (Christopher), Girl (Kipleigh), Navy Seal Family (Artemis and Sean), Secret Service (Gregg and Jason), Anchors (Melissa and George).
  2. HARDBALL by Gregg Lopez
    Chris (Gregg), Obama (Jason), Crowd O.S. (Everyone Else)
  3. PASSING THE TORCH by Tom Repetto and Rick Paulas
    Billy (Jimmy), Pamela (Rachael), Jenny (Melissa), Doug (Sean), Richard Gere (Jim), Stunt Double (Jason), Monk (Gregg)
  4. GIRL FIGHT by Julia Gaudette
    Kelly (Artemis), Susie (Kipleigh), Mandy (Rachael), Julie (Melissa), Star Wars Kid (George), Chocolate Rain (Jason)
  5. POLYGAMY PLACE by Mirage Thrams
    Voice-over (Sean), Leroy (Christopher), Teletubbies (Gregg and Sean), Bill (Jim), Molly (Melissa), FBI (Jimmy)
  6. CARRIE THE GOSSIP by Matt Johnson
    Hairdresser (Jimmy), Darlene (Melissa), Tanya (Artemis), Carrie (Rachael), Singers (Gregg, Sean, George, and Jason)
  7. PHAT IN PHILLY by Jaime Stickle and Ron West
    Principal (Jason), Sara (Kip), Mom (Melissa), Darlene (Melissa), Tanya (Artemis), Carrie (Rachael), New Sara (Chris), Students (Others)
  8. J.P. MORGAN CHASE by Mike Ludwig
    Porter (Sean), Kevin (Jimmy), Banker (George), Unicorn (Jim), O'Brannigan (Artemis), Nymph (Rachael), Ogre (Melissa, et al.)
  9. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? by Faryl Saliman Reingold
    Bush (Jim), Kenton (Kipleigh), Scooter (Artemis), Beanpole (Christopher), Secret Service (Jason and Gregg), Voice-over (Jimmy), Barbara (Melissa)
  10. THE BITCH IS BACK by Gregg Lopez
    Elton (Gregg), Hillary (Rachael) William (Jim)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST - Matt Champagne
    Intro (Jimmy)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Brown, Burkhart, Demski, Dorsey, Engel, Feldman, Garguilo, Houston, Hughes, Johnson, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Malloy, Manser, McAleenan, McClain, Morelli, Nordvall, Okey, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, Simm, Weitz, West, and Wright
    George/Melissa/Artemis/Sean et al.
4-6-08 with guest Susan Burke
  1. THE ROCKY ROAD by Ron Morelli
    Hillary (Artemis), Bill (Phillip), Al (Neil), Press Corps (Melissa, Sean, Mark, Gregg, Ray)
  2. YOU ARE NOW FREE by Michael Hughes
    Debbie (Kipleigh), Chet (Mike), Doug (Matt)
  3. RICK by Julia Gaudette
    Tim (Neil), Rick (Mark)
  4. YESTERDAY AND TODAY by Michael Hughes
    Matt (Sean), Hoda (Kipleigh), Kathie Lee (Melissa), Regis (Phillip), Kelly (Artemis)
  5. DON ALCALDE HITS THE SKIDS by Scott Garner
    Announcer (Mike), Villaraigosa (Neil), Chief Bratton (Matt), Protestor 1 (Mark), Protestor 2 (Ray), Petal (Melissa)
  6. BILL'S TIRADE by Gregg Lopez
    Ed (Sean), Rachael (Kipleigh), Bill (Phillip), Terry (Artemis), Jack (Gregg)
  7. RICK II by Julia Gaudette
    Tim (Neil), Clerk (Sean), Rick (Mark)
  8. BO VINE by Tom Repetto
    Announcer (Matt), Singers (Phillip, Sean, and Neil), Bo (Ray), Mr. Jackson (Mike), Bridget (Melissa), Donny (Gregg), Jake (Neil), Sally (Kipleigh)
  9. VIDEO: SPRING BREAK by Phillip Wilburn
    McCain (Phillip)
  10. PLEASE DON'T GO GIRL by Tom Repetto
    Danny (Gregg), Donnie (Mark), Jordan (Sean), Jon (Ray), Joey (Matt), Narrator (Neil), Excited Girls (Kipleigh and Artemis), and Kathie Lee (Melissa)
  11. 4000 by Rick Paulas
    Sergeant (Mike), Mrs. Robinson (Kipleigh)
  12. TABLE by Dan Reber
    Announcer (Melissa), Models (Artemis and Kipleigh)
  13. RICK III by Julia Gaudette and Ron West
    Tim (Neil), Steve (Phillip), Rick (Mark), Security (Ray and Sean)
  14. SPECIAL GUEST: Susan Burke
    Intro (Matt)
  15. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Burkhart, Dorsey, Feldman, Gaudette, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Koenig, Malloy, Manser, McAleenan, McClain, Morelli, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Stakenas, Weitz, West, Wilburn and Winn
    Mike/Melissa/Artemis/Neil and Mark et al.
3-30-08 with guest Vance Sanders
  1. COURAGE UNDER FIRE by Michael Hughes
    Hillary (Rachael), Chelsea (Melissa), Pilot (Phillip), Helen (Artemis), Chuck (Mark), Reporter #1 (Ray), Reporter #2 (Christopher), Reporter #3 (Matt), Reporter #4 (Gregg), Debbie (Kipleigh)
  2. WIN ONE LIKE THE GIPPER by Michael Hughes
    John (Phillip), Nancy (Artemis), Reporter (Mark)
  3. CHELSEAKINESIS by Andrew Sklar
    Chelsea (Melissa), Evan (Christopher), Billy (Matt), Chris (Kipleigh), Hillary (Rachael), Norman (Gregg), The Beak (Ray)
  4. TRIGGER MAN by Greg Shouse
    Sergeant Harris (Ray), Lieutenant Paxton (Mark), Indiana Jones (Phillip), General Chang (Artemis), Short Round (Matt)
  5. LA TIMES by Ben Bleichman
    Editor (Mark), Reporter 1 (Christopher), Reporter 2 (Gregg), Reporter 3 (Melissa), Reporter 4 (Ray)
  6. IT'S SO EASY, A SENATOR CAN DO IT by Rick Paulas
    Announcer (Phillip), Joe (Christopher), Hillary (Rachael), Director (Gregg), Al (Phillip)
  7. RULES OF DEMOCRACY by Jason McClain
    Sandy (Kipleigh), Bhutan Citizen #1 (Rachael), Bhutan Citizen #2 (Mark), Bhutan Citizen #3 (Matt), Bhutan Citizen #4 (Ray), Bhutan Citizen #5 (Christopher)
  8. US AIRWAYS FLIGHT 502 by Tom Repetto
    Chad (Phillip), Sandra (Artemis), Betsy (Rachael), Dr. Rumack (Mark)
  9. MOMENT OF TRUTHINESS by Tom Repetto
    Mark (Gregg), Jeff (Christopher), Susan (Kipleigh), Announcer (Melissa), John (Phillip)
  10. THE MADNESS OF MARCH by Dan Reber
    Jim Nantz (Ray), Greg Gumbel (Matt), Britney (Melissa)
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Vance Sanders
    Intro (Kipleigh)
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Brown, Burkhart, Dorsey, Drummond, Feldman, Gagliardi, Houston, Hughes, Kalkin, Kelley, King, Lopez, Malloy, Manser, McAleenan, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Rigney, Scheer, Shouse, Simm, Stakenas, Weitz, and Winn
    Matt/Melissa/Artemis/Rachael and Phillip et al.
3-23-08 with guest Shashi Bhatia
  1. RESURRECTION INSURRECTION by Michael Hughes
    Minister (Neil), Obama (Jason), Hillary Clinton (Kipleigh), McCain (Phillip), Lieberman (Jim), Guiliani (Jimmy), Romney (Brian), Huckabee (Mike), Kevin (Sean), Kim (Artemis)
  2. EVERYTHING MUST GO by Michael Hughes
    Jim (Jim), Billy (Neil), Announcer (Sean)
  3. SUPER DELEGATE by Howie Scheer and Ron West
    Lois (Artemis), Clark (Brian), Super Delegate (Jimmy), Hillary (Kipleigh), Obama (Jason), Announcer (Phil), Reporters (Mike and Sean)
  4. A REVIEW TO DIE FOR by Hayley Feldman and Ben Bleichman
    Bruce (Neil), Sally (Artemis), Jack (Mike), Jimmy (Jimmy), Owen (Phillip)
  5. GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE by Julia Gaudette
    Breyer (Jim), Ted (Sean), Hippy (Jimmy), Yuppie (Brian), Aide (Jason)
  6. SEXTAPE AND THE CITY by Julia Gaudette
    Sam (Phillip), Charlotte (Kipleigh), Carrie (Artemis), Miranda (Mike)
  7. THE MISTRESS by Tom Repetto and Ron West
    Sam (Phillip), Patterson (Jason), Mrs. Patterson (Artemis), Chief of Staff (Jimmy), Staffers (Neil and Jim)
  8. 2008 by Steve Wright
    Dave (Jimmy), Chris (Sean), Computer (Mike)
  9. THE VERY FRIENDLY SKIES by Rick Paulas
    Man (Brian), Woman (Kipleigh), Flight Attendant (Neil), PA (Jim)
  10. DNC by Howie Scheer and Ron West
    Kerry (Sean), Dean (Mike), Kennedy (Neil), Gore (Phillip)
  11. MY WAR by Ray Stakenas
    Bush (Jim), Reporter 1 (Kipleigh), Reporter 2 (Jason), Reporter 3 (Brian), McCain (Phillip)
  12. SPECIAL GUEST: Shashi Bhatia
    Intro (Jimmy)
  13. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Brown, Burkhart, Dorsey, Feldman, Garguilo, Houston, Hughes, Kalkin, King, Judy, Lopez, Malloy, Manser, McClain, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Simm, Stakenas, Weitz, and Winn
    Brian/Mike/Artemis/Jimmy et al.
1-27-08 with guest Dan Dominguez
  1. OVER THE TOP by Tom Repetto
  2. ROMNEY RAP by Ray Stakenas
  3. THANK YOU FOR BEING A CANDIDATE by Michael Hughes
  4. SOUL FIGHT! by Julia Gaudette
  5. EDWARDS HERE TOO by Jennifer Halverson and Mark Dorsey
  6. HOME ALONE by Greg Shouse
  7. WELCOME TO STARBUCKS by Rick Paulas
  8. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER by Michael Hughes
  9. GIVING TOM BRADY THE BOOT by Jason McClain
  10. AMY WINEHOUSE MYSTERIES by Gregg Lopez
  11. SPECIAL GUEST: Dan Dominguez
  12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Abbott, Burkhart, Davis, DeGuire, Demski, DesRocher, Dorsey, Garguilo, Houston, Hughes, Judy, Kalkin, King, Koenig, Malloy, Manser, McClain, Nielsen, Nordvall, Paulas, Philips, Reber, Scheer, Shouse, Stakenas, and Weitz Hal/Kipleigh/Artemis/Erik Charles et al.